gthx:

HE’S A BUFF BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN.

HE CAN SHAKE-A HIS FANNY. HE CAN SHAKE-A HIS CAN.

I’M A TOUGH TOOTIN’ BABY, I WILL RUIN YOUR FUN.

RUIN YOUR FUN, I CAN RUIN YOUR FUN.

AND IF YOU ARE A DIRK, I WILL LUST FOR YOUR BUNS.

(via cathedralofbones)